The Day the Garlic Died

Why love and garlic are so vital, and so similar:

  1. It is the best thing in the world.
  2. When it goes bad, it goes really bad.
  3. There’s nothing quite like it and nothing can really replace it.
  4. It can explode in your face when you least expect it.*
  5. It makes everything better.
  6. You never appreciate it until it’s gone.

Garlic, we barely knew ye. See you again in July.

*A truly alarming cloud of bright green mold spores shattered one closet-dweller’s innocent misconception that plants can’t attack you.

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